Found this in Brillo's away message:

"Have you ever wondered why firetrucks are red? Well, there are eight men and four wheels on a firetruck. Eight plus four equals twelve. There are twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Mary was a ruler. Queen Mary was also a ship. Ships sail on the sea. Fish live in the sea. Fish have fins. The Fins fought the Russians. And the Russians wore red. That's why firetrucks are red."

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