I loved a girl named Sandyface, she lived outside of town
In a tent made of diapers, in the sand she laid face down
She had a pillow of cactus, and her bed was desert land
I suppose they called her Sandyface because her face was covered in sand

And I remember her sandy face
And I remember her sandy smile

That Sandy was the apple of many bloodshot eyes
And one day she fell victim to a sheep in wolf's disguise
They said a man with banana bread and a beehive on his chin
Sold my love to the Grateful Dead, stole her land and then cashed in

There's a one-eyed dog with horns like a yak, wax lips and a broken back
His feet in front face the opposite of his hind legs in the back
He tried to save that sandy girl from the city man disease
But was stung to death by all the pets of the man with the beard of bees

Oh, Sandyface
I do recall
Oh, Sandyface
I could not do it all!

Dr. Rock was on a jog, saw my dear in the parking lot
Selling grilled cheese sandwiches in hippy slavery
Dr. Rock tried to free my love, but he had no gun
So he dialed me collect on 10-10-321
I got the call from Dr. Rock, raced down to the scene
But Sandy had been swept away into the Rainbow Sea

Swim, swim away
Oh, Sandy
Swim so far away from him
Swim far away from this place
Just keep that sand on that face!

But it was too late....

I went back to that stinky place where I first met my Sandy, but
Whitey and his beard of bees had built a Pizza Hut
So I bought a slice in memory, poured sand on the cheese
And as I ate off that sandy plate, I missed my one-eyed dog...

And now it's over
The tide has washed her face
And now it's...

Oh Sandyface...
I do recall
Oh Sandyface
I could not, do it at all...

-aquabats